This week’s top ten list is “Habits I do not need but have to live with”

This week’s top ten list is “Habits I do not need but have to live with”:
10. Holding back a fart to maintain social politeness.
9. Subconsciously digging my nose and tasting the dig.
8. Procrastinating to go to the dentist – until you have your next ice-cold drink
7. Appear deaf when your better half laments her stressful day at work or at home

6. Unzip my pants AS I walk to the toilet
5. Talking on the cell and fiddling with the stereo while driving without your seat belts on (Warning: This is a dangerous and live-threatening habit.)

4. Unknowingly stare at a well –endowed woman’s bosom. With glee.
3. Knowingly stare at a well-endowed woman’s bosom. With double glee.

2. Forgetting what you wanted to say just moments after you were rudely interrupted by a fellow colleague/wife/girlfriend on another not-so-important subject matter.

1. Masturbating hard when you cannot have sex.